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Corruption remains a deeply entrenched challenge in Nigeria, undermining its economic development, political stability, and public trust. This report examines the nature of corruption in Nigeria, key sectors affected, its socio-economic impacts, and alleged involvement of government officials.

Nature of Corruption in Nigeria

Corruption in Nigeria spans petty bribery, grand embezzlement, political patronage, and organized fraud. The systemic corruption is fueled by weak institutions, poor accountability, lack of transparency, and cultural factors. Successive governments have pledged to tackle corruption, but progress remains uneven.

Key Sectors Affected

  1. Public Administration: Corruption in the civil service includes bribery for government contracts, ghost worker schemes, and diversion of public funds.
  2. Oil and Gas: As a major revenue source, the sector has been plagued by mismanagement, illegal bunkering, and contract inflation.
  3. Judiciary: Cases of judicial corruption undermine the rule of law, with reports of judges taking bribes to influence verdicts.
  4. Security: Funds allocated for security and counter-terrorism efforts are often misappropriated, exacerbating insecurity in the country.

Government Officials Implicated in Corruption

Several high-profile cases have exposed the involvement of government officials in corruption. Some notable examples include:

  1. Diezani Alison-Madueke: The former Minister of Petroleum Resources (2010-2015) was accused of embezzling billions of dollars from the oil sector. Assets worth millions, including luxury homes and jewelry, have been seized.
  2. Abubakar Bagudu: The governor of Kebbi State has been implicated in laundering proceeds of corruption linked to the late dictator Sani Abacha.
  3. Bukola Saraki: The former Senate President faced allegations of misappropriating funds during his tenure as Governor of Kwara State.
  4. Sambo Dasuki: The former National Security Adviser was accused of diverting $2.1 billion meant for arms procurement.
  5. Orji Uzor Kalu: The former governor of Abia State was convicted of fraud involving over ₦7 billion but later had his conviction overturned on technical grounds.

Efforts to Combat Corruption

Nigeria has established anti-corruption agencies, including:

  • Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC): Tasked with investigating financial crimes.
  • Independent Corrupt Practices and Other Related Offences Commission (ICPC): Focuses on curbing public sector corruption.

Despite their efforts, these agencies face challenges such as political interference, underfunding, and a slow judicial process.

Socio-Economic Impacts

Corruption has dire consequences on Nigeria’s development:

  • Economic Costs: Diverted resources undermine infrastructure, education, and healthcare investments.
  • Poverty and Inequality: Misappropriated funds exacerbate poverty levels, with many citizens lacking access to basic services.
  • Erosion of Trust: Public confidence in governance and institutions continues to decline.
  • Insecurity: Corruption in defense spending hampers effective responses to terrorism and banditry.

Conclusion

Corruption remains a significant obstacle to Nigeria’s progress. While anti-corruption measures have yielded some results, they have not sufficiently addressed the systemic nature of the problem. Sustained political will, institutional strengthening, and greater public accountability are essential to tackle corruption effectively. The active participation of civil society and the media is also crucial in exposing and addressing corrupt practices.

This report underscores the need for Nigeria to prioritize genuine reforms and transparency to rebuild public trust and achieve sustainable development.

This na the first and probably the last time we go hear about this deal as Naija people.

In my Ibibio dialect, we say “Amesiere,” which means “You have risen.” However, people came and taught us to say “Good morning,” as in “good mourning.” My question is, who are you mourning instead of rising with the sun?

Amesiere vs Good Morning: Rising with the Sun or Mourning the Day?

Language is more than just a tool for communication; it is a window into the culture, worldview, and soul of a people. Among the Ibibio people of southern Nigeria, the word “Amesiere” serves as the traditional morning greeting. It translates to “You have risen”—a declaration of life, strength, and resilience. It’s a powerful acknowledgement that we are blessed to see another day, renewed and ready to embrace the opportunities it brings.

But over time, the word “Amesiere” began to fade from everyday speech, replaced by the imported phrase “Good Morning.” On the surface, the phrase seems harmless—a simple way to greet someone. Yet, when we examine the words more closely, a question arises: What exactly are we mourning each morning?

From Sunrise to Mourning: A Colonial Perspective

The shift from “Amesiere” to “Good Morning” did not happen organically. It was the result of colonialism and the spread of Western culture through education and religion. Indigenous languages were labelled inferior, and European ways of speaking were promoted as “civilized.” As Ibibio children learned to say “Good Morning,” they unknowingly inherited a foreign lens through which to view their mornings.

In English, the word “morning” shares a troubling resemblance with “mourning,” which means sorrow and grief. Though the two words differ in meaning, the homophone subconsciously creates a linguistic paradox: we are encouraged to start each day in a state of grieving rather than rising in joy and gratitude.

The Power of “Amesiere”

In Ibibio culture, sunrise symbolizes life, hope, and the triumph of light over darkness. When you greet someone with “Amesiere,” you are not merely exchanging pleasantries; you are celebrating their vitality and spirit. You are saying: “You have risen with the sun, and today is a new chance to thrive.”

This greeting reflects a worldview centred on optimism, community, and the sacredness of life. It places value on the natural rhythm of the universe—the rising and setting of the sun—as a gift to humanity.

Reclaiming Our Words, Reclaiming Ourselves

The world we live in today is shaped by the languages we speak. Words carry energy, and the way we greet each other sets the tone for how we navigate our daily lives. Returning to “Amesiere” is more than just preserving tradition; it is about reclaiming our identity and embracing the values that our ancestors held dear.

Imagine how different the day feels when it begins not with an unconscious acknowledgement of grief but with an empowering affirmation of life. Imagine a generation of Ibibio people—and Africans at large—who greet each other with words rooted in their own understanding of joy, renewal, and progress.

Let’s Rise Together

The next time someone asks you how to greet an Ibibio person in the morning, proudly teach them to say, “Amesiere.” Explain its meaning, its depth, and its significance. Let this simple greeting remind us all of the beauty of starting each day with a celebration of life.

As the sun rises each morning, let us rise with it—not mourning what has passed but rejoicing in the gift of the new day.

Am Darkydey, and I say to you, Amesiere! May you always rise with strength and purpose.

It’s Your Human Right to Be Dumb, Stupid, and an Idiot

I bin wan write this one in Pidgin, but then I thought 🤔 hell no! Make some people no talk say dem no understand.


In a world that celebrates freedom of speech, thought, and individuality, one truth remains absolute: you have the right to be as brilliant, as foolish, as insightful, or as clueless as you choose.

While intelligence is often praised and wisdom sought after, the beauty of human rights is that they don’t discriminate based on your choices, level of awareness, or actions (provided they don’t harm others). You are entitled to your opinions, no matter how ill-informed, misguided, or nonsensical they might appear to others.

Why is this important? Because it reflects the essence of freedom. The ability to speak your mind, even when others believe you’re wrong. The choice to prioritize emotions over facts or intuition over logic. To learn—or refuse to learn—at your own pace, without external forces stripping you of that agency.

However, freedom comes with consequences. Just as you have the right to say or do something foolish, others have the right to call you out, disagree, or offer alternative perspectives. Wisdom, therefore, lies in understanding this balance: being open to critique while embracing your right to stand firm in your beliefs.

So, exercise your right. Just don’t forget that others are equally entitled to respond. It’s the dance of human interaction in all its flawed, chaotic, and beautiful glory.

Stay foolish—or strive for brilliance. It’s entirely your choice.

Am Darkydey.

Some Of Our Former Leaders In Nigeria

In all honesty, some former Nigerian leaders should learn to keep their mouth shut or maybe just go kpai for good. They are over due already (Deadwise) They were involved and are still involved in the destruction of that country, Nigeria.

TIPS FOR THE NEW YEAR Why You Should Evaluate Health Advice Beyond Appearances

Can you trust health advice from someone who appears unhealthy? Learn how to evaluate advice on its merits, focusing on knowledge over appearance.

Health advice credibility

Trusting health experts

Unhealthy appearance and expertise

Evaluate health advice

Walking the talk in health tips

When seeking health advice, it’s common to question the credibility of someone whose appearance doesn’t reflect their recommendations. This raises an important discussion: should advice be dismissed based on a person’s perceived health?

1. Looks Aren’t Everything

Expertise isn’t skin-deep. Many health professionals and educators who may appear unhealthy have invaluable knowledge, often gained from personal struggles, medical training, or years of research.

2. Living Proof Matters

However, practising what you preach builds trust. A visibly fit and healthy individual inspires confidence as they appear to embody their advice. This “walking the talk” principle can strengthen credibility.

3. Critical Thinking Is Key

Whether the source is an athlete or someone less fit, assess their advice based on evidence and logic. Don’t let appearances dictate whether advice is worth following.
By balancing these considerations, you can make informed choices about whose health guidance to trust. Always focus on the content’s validity while staying aware of personal biases related to appearance.

Reflections on 2024: Accomplishments, Lessons, and Goals for 2025

End of Year Report: Reflection on 2024 and Expectations for 2025

As 2024 draws to a close, it is an opportune time to reflect on achievements, identify areas for growth, and set clear expectations for the upcoming year. This report highlights major milestones archived in 2024, what could have been done better, and aspirations for 2025.

Major Accomplishments in 2024

1. Health and Wellness Journey

Successfully maintained a consistent exercise routine with bi-weekly jogging, which stabilized blood pressure and promoted overall fitness.

Raised awareness of the importance of adequate nutrition after addressing vitamin D deficiency that went unnoticed for years due to a lack of proper testing.

2. Professional Growth and Creativity

Advanced the publication of Chicken to Berries, a book delving into human physiology, which bridges personal experiences with science.

Launched the children’s storybook Under the Moonlight, a Tale by Our Night Wash Man, introducing African storytelling to younger audiences.

3. Entrepreneurial Milestones

Expanded Krachouse Enterprise’s operations, offering cleaning services across industrial and residential sectors.

Innovatively contributed to African entertainment with radio, television, and podcast platforms through Krachouse Enterprise’s media wing.

4. Storytelling Projects

Worked on imaginative children’s stories such as the cosmic adventures of Idongesit and Nsit, blending folklore with futuristic themes.

5. Cultural Advocacy

Preserved the heritage of Cross River State by creating content inspired by characters like Atim Okpoebot, enriching public knowledge of regional folklore.


Areas for Improvement

1. Proactive Health Monitoring

Earlier testing and recognition of nutritional deficiencies could have mitigated long-standing health challenges.

Developing a structured dietary plan might have prevented lingering fatigue and periodic anxiety.

2. Time Management

Despite numerous achievements, juggling various projects sometimes diluted focus, particularly in integrating creative and entrepreneurial pursuits.

3. Community Engagement

Greater efforts could have been made to engage a broader audience for publications and enterprise initiatives through targeted marketing strategies.


Expectations and Goals for 2025

1. Health Goals

Continue exercising regularly and adopt mindfulness practices like yoga or meditation to complement physical health.

Conduct periodic health assessments to ensure optimal nutrition and wellbeing.

2. Professional Advancements

Publish and promote Chicken to Berries on a global scale, establishing a reputable platform as both an author and advocate for health literacy.

Enhance the children’s literature portfolio with more captivating tales, particularly focusing on African-themed, globally relatable narratives.

3. Business Growth

Expand Krachouse Enterprise’s entertainment reach with cutting-edge digital strategies to attract a larger international audience.

Invest in more innovative tools and processes to make cleaning services more eco-friendly and efficient.

4. Cultural and Educational Advocacy

Develop projects that bridge cultural heritage with education, such as workshops, podcasts, and interactive sessions for schools and local communities.

5. Personal Development

Focus on personal growth through continuous learning, including new skills in storytelling, digital marketing, and business management.


Conclusion

2024 has been a remarkable year of accomplishments and growth, despite the challenges. The lessons learned and experiences gained provide a strong foundation for an even more productive and impactful 2025. With a focus on health, storytelling, cultural advocacy, and entrepreneurial innovation, the coming year promises to be one of greater purpose and broader reach.

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Popular Naija Slang with deep meaning. “See, Finish.”

“See finish”

is a Nigerian Pidgin English expression that refers to a situation where familiarity leads to disrespect or loss of regard for someone. It implies that when someone gets too comfortable or overly familiar with another person, they start to take them for granted, disrespect them, or stop valuing them.

For example:

“This my friend don see me finish; e no dey respect me again.”
(This friend of mine has lost respect for me due to too much familiarity.)


It often serves as a warning or observation about the potential downsides of being overly accessible or allowing people to know too much about you.

Now u know.